MITT ROMNEY IS A MORMON MENACE!!
CHERRY RED PRODUCTIONS WARNS AMERICA WITH FREE ONLINE SCREENINGS OF THE ACCLAIMED REMAKE OF THE SILENT ANTI-MORMON CLASSIC..."TRAPPED BY THE MORMONS"
NOW THROUGH ELECTION DAY!
VIDEO EVIDENCE Ð MITT ROMNEY MESMERIZES A YOUNG GIRL!!
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Everyone knows Mitt Romney is an asshole. It's no secret he's rich. Most folks even know he's a Mormon. But what they don't know is he's a M-O-R-M-O-N!! His family is descended from Sonoran polygamists, for chrissake! Do you know what that means? You don't?! Well... Click HERE to learn more!
Of course, this is all just good clean fun. (Our lawyers made us say that!) And, Governor Romney is, of course, not the first to be pilloried by Cherry Red. There was the time we offered the lead role in Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack to DC Mayor Marion Barry and the offer letter made it into Harper's. Then, there was the time that actor-cum-cult-celebrity Richard Renfield was sent to a Washingtonian photoshoot, and said he was notoriously photo-shy Cherry Red artistic director Ian Allen. Or, the time The Kennedy Center nearly ass-ploded when a Cherry Red release about our participation in their annual Page-to-Stage festival casually referred to them as DC's Cultural Death Star.
Click HERE now... You won't believe your eyeballs!