// BILLBOARDS.TXT is database of the billboards used throughout the website
function billboardEntry(code,link,graphic,style,slugline) {
this.code = code
this.link = link
this.graphic = graphic
this.style = style
this.slugline = slugline // slugline OR title
}
// short means: Self-contained play (not an excerpt or sketch) 10 minutes or more, but less than 30 minutes
Billboards = new Array
var j = -1
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j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("kinderwood","tv/kinderwood/index.htm","tv/kinderwood/logo_billboards.png","border:medium dotted fuchsia","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("thomasfriends","tv/thomasfriends/index.htm","tv/thomasfriends/logo_allenginesgo.png","border:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("treasuretrekkers","tv/treasuretrekkers/index.htm","tv/treasuretrekkers/logo.png","border:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ele","pgele.htm","art/logo_ele.gif","border:none","On the lonely planet of Eleph, where words were never invented, the mango-loving Elephans learn to communicate without language.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("irl","pgirl.htm","art/logo_irl.gif","border:medium solid #bbbbff","A musical about children living in a fantasy world of samurai and wizards created to protect them from the "real" world. And their adventures in Chicago.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("opa","pgopa.htm","art/logo_opa.jpg","border:medium solid silver","Musical based on the true story of a spirited orphan girl growing up in the lumbercamps of turn-of-the-century Oregon, and her adventures with Peter Paul Rubens the pig, William Shakespeare the horse, and the musical woodmice Mozart and Mendolssohn, as well as singing potatoes, peas and trees galore.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("coc","pgcoc.htm","art/logo_coc.jpg","border:medium solid maroon","A musical whodunnit sex farce based on the classic nursery rhyme. At the funeral of Cock Robin, a fight breaks out among the mourners about the handling of Cock’s murder investigation. At the urging of nearby audience members they decide to reenact Cock Robin’s last days to uncover the truth.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("playku","poetry/playku/index.htm","img/bonsai.gif","border:medium solid green","The ancient Japanese art of Haiku meets the ancient Greek art of Theatron")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("limericks","poetry/limericks/index.htm","img/limerick.gif","border:medium solid green","Bawdy rhymes from the Los Angeles Limerick Fests.
[NOT appropriate for children]")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("amazons","shamazons.htm","art/logo_amazons.jpg","border:medium solid #666666","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("diplomacy","plays/shdiplomacy.htm","art/logo_diplomacy.jpg","border:medium solid orangered","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("jjj2","plays/../plays/shjjj2.htm","art/../art/logo_jjj2.jpg","border:medium solid green","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("donjuan","plays/shdonjuan.htm","art/logo_donjuan.jpg","border:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("flouncy","plays/shflouncy.htm","art/logo_flouncy.jpg","border:medium solid lightblue","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("gladiators","shgladiators.htm","art/logo_gladiators.gif","border:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("gladiatrix","plays/shgladiatrix.htm","art/logo_gladiatrix.gif","border:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("harlot","shharlot.htm","art/logo_harlot.jpg","border:medium solid red","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("harlot2","plays/shharlot2.htm","art/logo_harlot.jpg","border:medium solid gold","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("latoit","plays/shlatoit.htm","art/logo_latoit.jpg","border:medium solid gray","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("maids","shmaids.htm","art/logo_baw.jpg","border:medium solid black","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("seconds","shseconds.htm","art/logo_seconds.jpg","border:medium solid green","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("7san","pg7san.htm","art/logo_7san0.gif","background:black;border:medium solid black","This time it’s Santa’s turn, and he’s taking Christmas down with him! When the most powerful man on Earth is sentenced to rehab with the estranged Mrs. Claus, the secrets they unravel could mean the end of Christmas-as-we-know-it.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("8mh_dickpiston","plays/sh8mh_dickpiston.htm","art/logo/8mh_dickpiston.jpg","border:medium solid maroon","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("8rm","pg8rm.htm","art/logo_8rm1_sm.jpg","border:medium solid green","A dark, dark Christmas comedy. Scandal erupts at the North Pole when one of Santa’s eight tiny reindeer accuses him of sexual harassment.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("abx","pgabx.htm","art/logo_abx.jpg","border:medium solid maroon"," Ten angry new monologues, featuring everything from the sanctimonious to the sacreligious: Homophobia, Popophilia, Manslaughter, Dogslaughter, Godslaughter, and of course... Santa Worship.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("aesopera","plays/coaesopera.htm","art/logo_aesopera.jpg","border:medium solid orange","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("aesoprefabled","books/bkaesoprefabled.htm","art/logo_aesoprefabled2.jpg","border: medium solid #ff7777","Cupcake bullies, tween warriors, and apocalyptic yellow butterfly people... there is something for every pre-teen (or pre-teen at heart) in this innovative collection of 8 short plays based on Aesop’s lesser-known fables")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("adjl_hubba","music/adjl_hubba.htm","music/adjl_hubba.jpg","border:medium solid blue","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("alabaster","pgalabaster.htm","art/logo_alabaster.jpg","border:medium solid orangered","On the eve of Emancipation, the citizens of a nation divided await the dreaded Proclamation which could change the traditional definition of "freedom" forever.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("americandragon","tv/americandragon/index.htm","tv/americandragon/logo.gif","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("apj","shapj.htm","art/logo_apj2.gif","border:medium solid pink","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("aud","shaud.htm","art/logo_aud.jpg","border:medium solid brown","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("baw","shbaw.htm","art/logo_baw.jpg","border:medium solid blue","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("baw2","plays/shbaw2.htm","art/logo_baw.jpg","border:medium solid blue","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bk7san","books/bk7san.htm","art/logo_7san.gif","background:black;border:medium solid black","SEVEN SANTAS
From the author of The Eight Reindeer Monologues
This time, it’s Santa’s turn and he’s taking Christmas down with him!")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bk8rm","books/bk8rm.htm","art/logo_8rm1_sm.jpg","border:medium solid green","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbmsm07","books/bkbmsm07.htm","books/bkbmsm07.jpg","border:medium solid navy","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbss00","books/bkbss00.htm","books/bkbss00.jpg","border:medium solid green","Best Stage Scenes of 2000")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbss96","books/bkbss96.htm","books/bkbss96.jpg","border:medium solid orange","Best Stage Scenes of 1996")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbwsm07","books/bkbwsm07.htm","books/bkbwsm07.jpg","border:medium solid orange","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkbwsm98","books/bkbwsm98.htm","books/bkbwsm98.jpg","border:medium solid fuchsia","Best Women’s Stage Monologues of 1998")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkdra","books/bkdra.htm","art/logo_dra.gif","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bklar","books/bklar.htm","books/bklar.jpg","border:medium solid green","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkmar","books/bkmar.htm","art/logo_mar.jpg","border:medium solid gold","Marley’s Ghost
"A rich new holiday confection! A smart, engaging prequel to A Christmas Carol"
---Los Angeles Times")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkprg","books/bkprg.htm","books/bkprg.jpg","border:medium solid black","Princess Gray and the Black & White Knights
Chivalry and slapstickery for knaves of all ages!")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkpvm","books/bkpvm.htm","books/bkpvm.jpg","border:medium solid green","Portrait of the Virgin Mary Feeding the Dinosuars")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkquick2","books/bkquick2.htm","books/bkquick2_obs.jpg","border:medium solid black","New 10-minute plays from the 2007 season of Quick & Painless")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkrjc","books/bkrjc.htm","books/bkrjc.jpg","border:medium solid black","Romeo & Julius [Caesar]
Shakespeare’s first new play in 400 years!")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkswash","books/bkswash.htm","books/bkswash_450.jpg","border:medium solid green","Your Swash Is Unbuckled
Piracy, brigandry and she-deviltry!
Eight new Stage Combat plays by Jeff Goode")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkswash2","books/bkswash2.htm","books/bkswash2_450.jpg","border:medium solid green","Your Swash Is Unbuckled, book 2
Piracy, brigandry and she-deviltry!
Eleven new Stage Combat plays by Jeff Goode")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkten","books/bkten.htm","books/bkten_200.jpg","border:medium solid brown","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bktis","books/bktis.htm","books/bktis.jpg","border:medium solid red","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkywm","books/bkywm.htm","books/bkywm.jpg","border:medium solid blue","Young Women’s Monologs from Contemporary Plays")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bkywm2","books/bkywm2.htm","books/bkywm2.jpg","border:medium solid fuchsia","Young Women’s Monologues from Contemporary Plays #2")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("brownsoupthing","film/brownsoupthing/index.htm","film/brownsoupthing/logo.jpg","border:medium solid #946300","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("bullying","books/bkbullying.htm","books/bkbullying.jpg","border: medium solid gray","A flexible collection of ten-minute plays about bullying.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("but","shbut.htm","img/buzzard.gif","border-bottom:medium solid gray;border-right:medium solid gray;border-top:medium solid green;border-left:medium solid green","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("carisma","http://www.carisma.com.au/","tm/carisma.jpg","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("cos","pgcos.htm","art/logo_cos2.gif","border:medium solid #a6985b","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("crosswords","tv/crosswords/index.htm","tv/crosswords/crosswords.gif","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("curiousgeorge","tv/curiousgeorge/index.htm","tv/curiousgeorge/logo.jpg","border:medium solid orange","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("darrylwinston","tv/darrylwinston/index.htm","tv/darrylwinston/darryl.jpg","background:red;border:medium solid #fce393","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dp_10min","shdp_10min.htm","art/logo_dp_10min.gif","border:medium solid orange","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dp_prosthesis","shdp_prosthesis.htm","art/logo_dphd.gif","border:medium solid orange","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dp_skyped","shdp_skyped.htm","art/logo_dp_skyped.png","border:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dpc","pgdpc.htm","photography/fin48.gif","","Do-it-yourself Drama. Create an original show with scenes and monologues from the Best of No Shame Theatre.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dphd","pgdphd.htm","art/logo_dphd_sm.jpg","border:medium solid gray","The ongoing misadventures of bungling hotel detective Dick Piston. A series of comic murder-mysteries with gratuitous sex and violence and a cliff-hanger ending every ten minutes.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dqbk","pgdqbk.htm","art/logo_dqbk.jpg","background:white;border:medium solid white","Don Quixote, and his sidekick Pancho, set out on a quest to defeat the enemies of chivalry, but the Knight of La Mancha acts so looney that he can’t manage to find his way past the village fountain. A nobly outrageous and cheerfully delightful farce.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("dra","pgdra.htm","art/logo_dra.gif","","When Doc Frankenstein and the Count fall for the same showgirl, it’s an evening of showdowns and hoedowns that could turn Tombstone into a ghost town.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("duckdodgers","tv/duckdodgers/index.htm","tv/duckdodgers/logo.gif","background:#ecffec;border:medium solid teal","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("eas","sheas.htm","img/easterbunny.gif","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ecpsa","film/advocates4youth/index.htm","film/advocates4youth/jonnypuppets.jpg","border:medium solid green","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("elf","pgelf.htm","art/logo_elf.jpg","border:medium solid green","Raymond Roberts is a typical American husband. He loves his job. He loves his wife. He loves his house in the suburbs where they live with their typical American kids. But Raymond is also an elf, one of the mythical faerie whose responsibility it is to use their magical powers to make the world a better place. And when global philanthropy comes between Raymond and his family... Which will he choose?")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("emancipation","pgemancipation.htm","art/logo_emancipation1b.jpg","border:medium solid black","On the eve of Emancipation, the citizens of a nation divided await the dreaded Proclamation which could change the traditional definition of "freedom" forever.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("esc","pgesc.htm","art/logo_esc.jpg","border:medium solid green","The first-ever post-Cold War musical comedy spy thriller. Secret agents race against time to defeat a singing virus which threatens to destroy all life on this Earth.
")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("felix","tv/felix/index.htm","tv/felix/logo.png","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("fin48doc","film/fin48doc/trailer.htm","film/fin48doc/fin48doc.jpg","background:white;border-left:medium solid green;border-right:medium solid gold;border-top:medium solid blue;border-bottom:medium solid red","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("fingerhut_larrance","http://www.improvacadia.com/","people/fingerhut_larrance.jpg","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("georgedragon","pggeorgedragon.htm","art/logo_georgedragon.jpg","background:green;border:medium solid orange","The extremely true and not-at-all-made-up story of Saint George & the Dragon")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("goodeprice","http://www.myspace.com/goodeandprice","tm/goodeprice.jpg","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("gfrost","shgfrost.htm","art/logo_gfrost.jpg","","At a State-run newspaper in the Soviet Bloc, a propaganda-weary journalist struggles to find the true meaning of New Year’s.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ham","pgham.htm","img/shakespeare.gif","","a new play by William Shakespeare
The bloodiest finale in all of Shakespeare becomes even more gruesome when the villainous Iago takes on tragic heroes Othello and Hamlet at the same time!")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("hkfn","plays/shhkfn.htm","art/logo_hkfn.jpg","border:medium solid green","An actor tries to escape a controversial production of Huckleberry Finn by running away from school, but the play follows him down the Mississippi!")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ingram_daniel","http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2114792/","people/ingram_daniel.png","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("jge","jge/index.htm","art/jge_black.jpg","border:medium solid white","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("jjj","shjjj.htm","art/logo_jjj.jpg","background:black;border:medium solid orangered","A vengeful swashbuckler, orphaned by pirates, comes face to face with the treacherous brigand who orphaned him in the first place... his mother.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("jsh","pgjsh.htm","img/shakespeare.gif","","by Jeff Goode & William Shakespeare. The Bard’s first new plays in over 400 years!")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("judge_sean","people/judge_sean.htm","people/judge_sean.jpg","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lalaloopsy","tv/lalaloopsy/index.htm","tv/lalaloopsy/logo.png","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lalaloopsy_babies","film/lalaloopsy_babies/index.htm","film/lalaloopsy_babies/lalaloopsybabies.jpg","border:medium solid fuchsia","The Lalaloopsy Babies have their own TV special.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lalaloopsy_netflix","tv/lalaloopsy_netflix/index.htm","tv/lalaloopsy_netflix/logo.png","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lar","pglar.htm","art/logo_lar_sm.jpg","border:medium solid green","a weekly late night serial-comedy-murder-mystery-musical with Roman centurions and werewolves and a cliff-hanger ending every ten minutes")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lawopie","tv/lawopie/welcome.htm","tv/lawopie/billboard.jpg","border:medium solid black","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("levinson_richard","http://cdbaby.com/cd/richardlevinson","people/levinson_richard.jpg","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lew","shlew.htm","art/logo_lew.jpg","border:medium solid orange","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lilostitch","tv/lilostitch/index.htm","tv/lilostitch/logo.gif","border:medium solid green;background:#ddffdd","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lincoln_billy","http://www.badassmusic.com/","tm/badassmusic.jpg","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("litonfire","books/bklitonfire.htm","books/bklitonfire.jpg","border: medium solid orangered","They may have appeared on your high school reading list, or maybe only in your nightmares, but now twelve YouthPLAYS authors are striking a match and burning down the classics...with their pens and computer keyboards. Whether it’s the complete works of Jane Austen gone full-on Hollywood, Count Dracula as a cafeteria cook, or Huck Finn running away from his story only to have it catch up with him again--to name just a few--get ready to light up the literary canon with this scorchingly funny new collection.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lll","pglll.htm","img/shakespeare.gif","","a new play by William Shakespeare
King Lear divides his kingdom and swears off women in hopes of spending more time with his books - but when the untimely arrival of the beauteous Princess of France allows Lear’s fellow scholars to fall in love with his three duplicitous daughters, the courtly romance that ensues could tear the nation apart.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("llp","pgllp.htm","books/bkllp_200.gif","","A young woman, dying of AIDS, tries to order takeout from a homophobic pizzeria.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("lunapetunia","tv/lunapetunia/index.htm","tv/lunapetunia/logo.png","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("mar","pgmar.htm","art/logo_mar1.gif","","Before Ebenezer Scrooge learned the true meaning of Christmas, another old miser was haunted by the ghosts of his past, present and future. What happened to Jacob Marley, in the seven years since his untimely death, that could convince him to sacrifice everything to save the one man he despises most?")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("mar2","pgmar2.htm","art/logo_marx_wreath.gif","","From the author of The Eight Reindeer Monologues and the composer of the musical Lao Jiu:
A hilarious and touching prequel to A Christmas Carol")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("marleyschristmas","http://www.jonathanprice.com/marley.htm","art/logo_marx_wreath.gif","border:medium solid red","Music for the Holidays
From the new musical Marley’s Christmas!")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("mollydenali","tv/mollydenali/index.htm","tv/mollydenali/logo1.png","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("nar","pgnar.htm","books/bknar.gif","","A romping, risque musical version of the Greek and Roman myths. Narcissus, the first-ever male nymph, is tricked by the mischievous love-god Cupid into thinking he is a Lesbian. Can he come out of the closet in time to save his love for the nymphette Echo?")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("noshame","http://www.noshame.org/","theatres/logo_noshame.gif","background:black;border:medium solid black","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ouimet_matt","http://mattouimet.com","people/ouimet_matt.jpg","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("onejeffshow","tv/onejeffshow/index.htm","tv/onejeffshow/logo.jpg","border:medium solid cyan","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("palindrome","scripts/workshop/palindrome.htm","art/logo_palindrome.gif","border:medium solid maroon","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("planetsheen","tv/planetsheen/index.htm","tv/planetsheen/sheen.gif","border:medium solid orange","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("playoftheday","scripts/texts/chooser.htm","scripts/texts/logo_pod.jpg","border:medium solid green","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("poe","pgpoe.htm","music/poe.jpg","border:medium solid gold","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("poo","pgpoo.htm","art/logo_poo.jpg","background:fuchsia;border:medium solid fuchsia","These outrageous "Fairy tales for Grown-ups" are not for the easily offended! Poona, our ingenuous heroine, meets up with aliens, talking shrubs, and mealy-mouthed salesmen in her quest to find someone to play in her big pink box. Nothing is sacred in this raucous assault on the power of language.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("por","pgpor.htm","books/bkpor.jpg","border:medium solid brown","Winner of the 2007 L. A. Drama Critics Circle Award!
A comedy of Wildean wit and preposterousness... ")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("pra","pgpra.htm","art/logo_pra_sm.jpg","border:medium solid orangered","Dick Piston returns! And this time the ubiquitous hotel detective finds himself caught between a beautiful international jewel thief, and a sexy multi-national porn star. ...Which is probably not the worst place to be caught.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("prg","pgprg.htm","art/logo_prg2.jpg","border:medium solid orangered","Chivalry and slapstick for knaves of all ages! The White Knight and the Black Knight go to war for the love of Princess Gray. Will the hapless peasants of three war-torn nations survive their fairy tale romance?")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("price_jonathan","http://www.jonathanprice.com/","people/price_jonathan.jpg","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("pushed","books/bkpushed.htm","books/bkpushed.jpg","border: medium solid teal","A brand new collection of 10 short plays about peer pressure and bullying written by the Playwrights Wing of SkyPilot Theatre Company")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("pvm","pgpvm.htm","art/logo_pvm.jpg","background:#ecffec;border:medium solid silver","Visual, intellectual and emotional roller-coaster which deals with sexual, religious and artistic exploitation. (Plus tap-dancing Jesus, cappucino-swilling tyrannosaurs ...and the the devil himself leads us into temptation.)")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("rhlj","shrhlj.htm","art/logo_rhlj.jpg","border:medium solid green","Robin Hood and his Merriest Man have conflicting recollections of their fabled first meeting.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("rickyisfamous","film/rickyisfamous/index.htm","film/rickyisfamous/logo.jpg","background:white;border-left:medium solid green;border-right:medium solid gold;border-top:medium solid blue;border-bottom:medium solid red","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("rjc","pgrjc.htm","img/shakespeare.gif","","Shakespeare’s newest tragedy of love and hate crimes. A young boy falls in love with the Roman emperor, and all hell breaks loose.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("roommates","tv/roommates/index.htm","tv/roommates/logo.jpg","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("rum","pgrum.htm","art/logo_rum.jpg","background:maroon;border:medium solid orange","Greedy humans exploit a philanthropic gnome who spins straw into gold. A gnome’s-eye view on the classic fairy tale!")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("sat","pgsat.htm","art/logo_sat.jpg","border:medium solid red","A brand-spankin’ new honky tonk cabaret!
Featuring the music of Richard Levinson ("Let’s Do Something Cheap and Superficial")")
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j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("stinkydirty","tv/stinkydirty/index.htm","tv/stinkydirty/logo.png","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("svetlana","pgsvetlana.htm","art/logo_svetlana.jpg","","When Christmas is purged from the Communist calendar, a journalist under threat of banishment to Siberia is forced to defend the Soviet Santa.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("swash","shswash.htm","art/logo_swash.gif","border:medium solid blue;background:#bbbbff url(img/bgswash.gif); background-attachment:fixed","Your Swash Is Unbuckled
Piracy, brigandry and she-deviltry!
Eight new Stage Combat plays by Jeff Goode")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("swash2","shswash2.htm","art/logo_swash2.gif","border:medium solid blue;background:#bbbbff url(img/bgswash.gif); background-attachment:fixed","Your Swash Is Unbuckled, book 2
Piracy, brigandry and she-deviltry!
Eleven new Stage Combat plays by Jeff Goode")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("trappedbymormons","film/trappedbymormons/index.htm","film/trappedbymormons/logo.jpg","background:silver;border:medium solid gray","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("treehousedetectives","tv/treehousedetectives/index.htm","tv/treehousedetectives/logo.png","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("trc","pgtrc.htm","pix/pntrc05_washington/curtainup.jpg","background:lightblue;border:medium solid brown","Four actors & a feisty sock puppet attempt to perform Wagner’s entire 15 hour opus in 90 minutes. But can this quarrelsome quartet destroy the universe before they destroy each other?")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("tumbleleaf","tv/tumbleleaf/index.htm","tv/tumbleleaf/logo.png","background:none","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("turfpirates","shturf.htm","art/logo_turfpirates.jpg","border:medium solid pink","Two bungling bands of brigands wage a sea battle on land.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("ubu","pgubu.htm","art/logo_ubu.gif","background:yellow;border:medium solid red"," The epic saga of an attrocious oaf too stupid to be anything but the King of the World. A trilogy of wacko revolutions straight out of today’s headlines. ")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("undressed","tv/undressed/index.htm","img/tvund.gif","background:#BD4A29;border:medium solid #CED6AD","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("unusualcabaret","theatres/th_unusualcabaret.htm","theatres/logo_unusualcabaret.gif","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("unx","shunx.htm","art/logo_unx.jpg","background:#ececff;border:medium solid gold","On a not-so-silent night, in a little town called Bethlehem, a greedy King and an irritable Shepherd, come to know the true meaning of UnXmas.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("web_marleyschristmas","http://www.jonathanprice.com/marley.htm","art/logo_mar2.gif","border:medium solid black","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("witchslap","pgwitchslap","art/logo_witchslap.jpg","border:medium solid blue","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("xmas2","plays/pgxmas2.htm","art/logo_xmas2.jpg","","Jesus Christ was a child star who quickly faded into obscurity and everyone involved in his Nativity saw their lives fall into ruins. Now, 30 years after his birth, the Ghosts of Nativities Past converge on Bethlehem to try to teach Jesus Christ the true meaning of Christmas.")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("xmas2005b","scripts/texts/xmas2005b.htm","art/logo_yucx.gif","","")
j++;Billboards[j] = new billboardEntry("xmasogre","pgxmasogre.htm","art/logo_xmasogre.jpg","border:medium solid red","")
// END of BILLBOARDS database - Functions are below...
function billboard(CodeSought) {
pointer="Yipes! Error! Not Found!"
for (var loop = 0; loop <= Billboards.length-1; loop++) {
if (Billboards[loop].code == CodeSought) {pointer = loop}
}
return(pointer)
}