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---Broadway Play Publishing
", ""A smarty-pants theatre cult god"
---Northern California Bohemian
", ""A depraved playwright"
---Denver Post
", ""Verbal virtuoso"
---Houston Chronicle
", ""Few fellows have found fancier, funnier ways to turn a phrase than Jeff Goode."
---Back Stage West
", ""One of the most interesting young writing talents in the off-Loop scene"
---Chicago Tribune
", ""Ingenious wordplay drives verbal virtuoso Jeff Goode’s playful homage to drawing room comedy!"
---Houston Chronicle
", ""Jeff Goode’s hyper-literate love affair with words brushes up against every conventional -- and unconventional -- poetic, alliterative and semantic device in the English language, and probably invents a few besides."
---Naples Daily News
", ""Listen for ‘illicit elations’, one of the most beautifully constructed sentences in the English language."
---Naples Daily News
", ""A prolific playwright, Goode has unbridled humor, an ink-blot view of the world and an absolute love of words"
---Houston Press
" // ""How about that fellow Jeff Goode?
He said things unbelievably rude.
And you’re all so weird
That you laughed and you cheered
When all decent people would have booed"

---Myles "Lefty" Nye
(First Annual Los Angeles Limerick Fest)
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