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""Playwright of the Year 2006" ---Broadway Play Publishing ",
""A smarty-pants theatre cult god" ---Northern California Bohemian ",
""A depraved playwright" ---Denver Post ",
""Verbal virtuoso" ---Houston Chronicle ",
""Few fellows have found fancier, funnier ways to turn a phrase than Jeff Goode." ---Back Stage West ",
""One of the most interesting young writing talents in the off-Loop scene" ---Chicago Tribune ",
""Ingenious wordplay drives verbal virtuoso Jeff Goodes playful homage to drawing room comedy!" ---Houston Chronicle ",
""Jeff Goodes hyper-literate love affair with words brushes up against every conventional -- and unconventional -- poetic, alliterative and semantic device in the English language, and probably invents a few besides." ---Naples Daily News ",
""Listen for illicit elations, one of the most beautifully constructed sentences in the English language." ---Naples Daily News ",
""A prolific playwright, Goode has unbridled humor, an ink-blot view of the world and an absolute love of words" ---Houston Press "
// ""How about that fellow Jeff Goode? He said things unbelievably rude. And youre all so weird That you laughed and you cheered When all decent people would have booed"
---Myles "Lefty" Nye (First Annual Los Angeles Limerick Fest) "
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