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") document.write("Back to Plays ") document.write("


") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("Reading Room / ") document.write("Stuff / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "catalog_sub") { document.write("

") document.write("Back to Plays ") document.write("


") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("Reading Room / ") document.write("Stuff / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "scripts_playhome") { // tigertigeryumyum/index.htm document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("READING ROOM / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "readingroom") { document.write("") } if (bartype == "art") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("ART GALLERY / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "art_sub") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("ART GALLERY / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("Reading Room / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } // formerly (OBS) bartype == art_pn8rm_anaheimhills if (bartype == "art_pn8rm_chance" || bartype == "art_pn8rm_anaheimhills") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("See also: ") document.write("2004 ") document.write("2005 ") document.write("2006 ") document.write("2007 ") document.write("2008 ") document.write("2009 ") document.write("2010 ") document.write("2011 ") document.write("2012 ") document.write("2013 ") document.write("2014 ") document.write("2015 ") document.write("2016 ") document.write("2017 ") document.write("") } if (bartype == "art_pn8rm_artisticpride") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("See also: ") document.write("2013 ") document.write("2014 ") document.write("2015 ") document.write("2016 ") document.write("2017 ") document.write("") } if (bartype == "art_pn8rm_thhuntsville") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("See also: ") document.write("2019 ") document.write("2021 ") document.write("") } if (bartype == "faq") { // currently used **ONLY** for the Dramaturgy Dashboard page BUT its not used there either. so fix this - currently no bottombar needed for faq pages document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") } if (bartype == "dramaturgy") { document.write(" 
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("PLAYS / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Reading Room / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "film_screening") { document.write("

") document.write("") } if (bartype == "guide") { document.write("

") } if (bartype == "jeffbar1") { // first of possibly a series of unique separator bars for the site: Originally created for the Dramaturgy section document.write("

~o~

") } if (bartype == "music_marx") { document.write("


") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("© 2005 Jeff Goode & Jonathan Price - MUSIC & LYRICS ARE COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "noshame") { // circa 2022 this is identical to PRODUCTION bartype, but I created a separate noshame bartype for the PLAYS/NS... pages, in case I want to make a No Shame-specific bottombar at some point in the future document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "people") { document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") if(People[personNumber].offsite != "OFFSITE") { // skip if no OFFicial webSITE document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") } document.write("
") } if (bartype == "theatres") { document.write("

") document.write("

") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("Reading Room / ") document.write("Stuff / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } // This is an older type intended for PN docs inside the PLAYS directory. For future switch this type to *PRODUCTION* if (bartype == "plays") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write(" 
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "plays_pn") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("Reading Room / ") document.write("Stuff / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "poetry_sub") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("POETRY / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "production") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "film") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("Books / ") document.write("Television / ") document.write("FILM / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "music") { document.write("
") document.write("") } if (bartype == "pix_sub") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Schedule / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("Photo Album / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "pix_sub_sub") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Schedule / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("Photo Album / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "producer") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("Books / ") document.write("Television / ") document.write("Film / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "reviews") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("ARTICLES & REVIEWS / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Catalogue / ") document.write("Reading Room / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "scripts_noshame") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "scripts_sub") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("READING ROOM / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "summit") { document.write("

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("back to Index") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("

") } if (bartype == "tv_sub") { document.write("") } // CROSS PROMOTION BARS: if (bartype == "2handers") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write(" TEN-MINUTE PLAYS BY JEFF GOODE") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Alice & Rico

(1995)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Murder by Midnight

(2007)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("The Audition

(1995)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Buteonine

(2001)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("The Apostle John

(2001)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Jolly Jack Junior

(2005)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("The Bawdy Brigandess

(2007)
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "8mh") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") PointAtObject("8mh") document.write("") PointAtObject("8mh_helpdesk") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write(" Minutes in Hell!") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write(""+Library[searchpointer].title+"
") PointAtObject("8mh_dickpiston") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write(""+Library[searchpointer].title+"
") PointAtObject("8mh_hotseat") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write(""+Library[searchpointer].title+"
") PointAtObject("8mh_furry") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write(""+Library[searchpointer].title+"
") PointAtObject("8mh_imagine") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write(""+Library[searchpointer].title+"
") PointAtObject("8mh_xmaspast") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write(""+Library[searchpointer].title+"
") PointAtObject("8mh_michigan") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write(""+Library[searchpointer].title+"
") PointAtObject("8mh_realtor") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write(""+Library[searchpointer].title+"
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "combat") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("Combat plays") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("

") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
Your Swash Is Unbuckled
(2009)

") document.write("


") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
Witch Slap!
") document.write("(2014)

") document.write("


") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
Cassandra Triumphant!
") document.write("(2023)

") document.write("


") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
Your Swash Is Unbuckled II
(2010)

") document.write("


") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
Cassandra Triumphant!
") document.write("(2023)

") document.write("

") } if (bartype == "dphd") { document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("The Further Adventures of DICK PISTON, HOTEL DETECTIVE in...") document.write("
") document.write("
") billboard("dp_10min") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Murder By Midnight") document.write("
") document.write("
") billboard("lar") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Larry & the Werewolf") document.write("
") document.write("
") billboard("8mh_dickpiston") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Bloody Hell!") document.write("
") document.write("
") billboard("cos") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Cosmetic Perjury") document.write("
") document.write("
") billboard("pra") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Prague-nosis!") document.write("
") document.write("
") billboard("dp_prosthesis") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Prosthesis: Murder!") document.write("
") document.write("
") billboard("dp_skyped") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Murder She Skyped") document.write("
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "firstlookbuffalo") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("PLAYS DEVELOPED WITH ") document.write("") document.write("PLAYWRIGHTS WING") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Fursona Non Grata

(2023)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("The Future Former Home
of the Time Travel Museum

(2023)
") document.write("
") // document.write("") document.write("") // document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("Let’s Play House

(2023)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Open House

(2023)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Cassandra Triumphant

(2023)
") document.write("
") // document.write("") document.write("") // document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("Hell-oween

(2023)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Murder She Skyped

(2023)
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "lalaloopsy") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Lalaloopsy

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Babies: First Steps

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Super Silly Party

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Sugary Sweets

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("We're Lalaloopsy

") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "opera") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write(" Opera Works ") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("The Christmas Ogre

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Æsopera

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Ring Cycle! The Musical

") // document.write("
") // document.write("") // document.write("
") // document.write("Saint George & the Dragon

") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "skypilot") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("PLAYS WRITTEN BY ") document.write("") document.write("PLAYWRIGHTS WING") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Rewind

(2011)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Salome

(2011)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("12 Plays of Xmas

(2011)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Plane Talk

(2012)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Aesop Refabled

(2012)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Love is in the Air

(2013)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Wishes, Kisses, Booze & Brawls

(2013)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("We’re All in the Mood for a Melody

(2013)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Pushed

(2014)
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "xmas") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Christmas Plays by Jeff Goode") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("The Eight: Reindeer Monologues

(1994)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("The UnXmas Story

(2001)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Christmas II

(2013)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Marley’s Ghost

(2003)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Seven Santas

(2007)
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Yes, Svetlana, There is a Grandfather Frost

(2009)
") // document.write("
") // document.write("") // document.write("
") // document.write("The Christmas Ogre

(2014)
") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "youthplays") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("ALSO AVAILABLE FROM ") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Aesop Refabled

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Cheer Squad

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Pushed

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Jax-in-a-Box

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Murder By Midnight

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Bullying, Ink.

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Can i See some iGenderfication?

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Lit on Fire

") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Huck Finn

") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "main") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[") document.write("JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("TV / ") document.write("Film / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties") document.write("]") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (bartype == "main_sub") { document.write("
") document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("[") document.write("JeffNet / ") document.write("Calendar / ") document.write("Plays / ") document.write("Books / ") document.write("TV / ") document.write("Film / ") document.write("Rights & Royalties") document.write("]") document.write("") document.write("
") } } // this closes the ENTIRE bottombar function function backbutton(buttontype) { if (buttontype == "backtoIndex") { document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") } if (buttontype == "backtoPrevious") { // intended to use the function that sends you back to previous page WHATEVER THAT MAY BE... but I have to look that up. So THIS IS TEMPORARY - currently *NOT* used on any page. But it was invented for the FAQ/DRAMATURGY/FAQ_INSPIRATION.htm page document.write("

") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("[Use your back button to return to the page that sent you here.]
") document.write("

") } if (buttontype == "bk") { document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") } if (buttontype == "bk_top10") { document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") } if (buttontype == "dramaturgy") { document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") } if (buttontype == "faq") { document.write("") document.write("") document.write("") } if (buttontype == "plays_history") { var xx = PointAt(ShowinQuestion) var xx2 = PointAt2(ShowinQuestion) document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (buttontype == "readingroom") { document.write("
") document.write("

") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Reading Room
") } if (buttontype == "reviews") { PointAt(ShowinQuestion) PointAt2(ShowinQuestion) document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") } if (buttontype == "showinquestion") { document.write("") document.write("") } if (buttontype == "workshop") { document.write("


") document.write("

") document.write("") document.write("") document.write("
") document.write("Workshop
") } } // this closes the ENTIRE backbutton function function sidebar(bartype) { if (bartype == "noshame_citylist") { document.write("
") document.write("") document.write("Iowa City
") document.write("New York
") document.write("Miami
") document.write("Chicago
") document.write("U.K.
") document.write("Fairbanks
") document.write("Charleston
") document.write("Cedar Falls
") document.write("Austin
") document.write("Charlottesville
") document.write("Orlando
") document.write("Los Angeles
") document.write("") document.write("Verona
") document.write("Saint Louis
") document.write("Portland
") document.write("La Crosse
") document.write("Harrisonburg
") document.write("Roanoke
") document.write("Staunton
") document.write("Newport News
") document.write("Fort Pierce
") document.write("Y.A.V.
") document.write("Minot
") document.write("Asheville
") document.write("Parkside
") document.write("Fort Myers
") document.write("Lincoln
") document.write("Kirksville
") document.write("Montreal
") document.write("Missoula
") document.write("Eugene
") document.write(" Columbus
") document.write("Las Vegas
") document.write("Lynchburg
") document.write("Athens
") document.write("San Luis Obispo
") document.write("Nashville
") document.write("Carrboro
") document.write("Holyoke
") document.write("Great Falls
") document.write("Tampa
") document.write("Akron
") document.write("Barnesville
") document.write("Burlington
") document.write("
") document.write("
") } } // this closes the ENTIRE sidebar function