THE UNUSUAL CABARET SONG

Where Elephants dance
  wearing Elephant pants
Made of Blue and White silk and Berets
Where Tigers in coats
  pass for regular folks
The Unusual
  Cabaret

La,
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la

Where the Chef, like a Lark,
  sings his song after dark
And the Buffalo roam here to play
Where a Zulu or two
  chat with people like you
The Unusual
  Cabaret

La,
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la

Come to that place on an isle by the Sea
Where the funniest people are likely to be
Sixty minutes from Bangor but ten from the moon,
And we're hopin', we're prayin' we'll see you there soon.

La,
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la
La la, la, la la la

Where Elephants dance
  wearing Elephant pants
Made of Blue and White silk and Berets
Where Tigers in coats
  pass for regular folks
The Unusual
  Cabaret

...Ca-ba-ret!