Rights and Royalties

Hi, it's me, Virtual Jeff, attorney at law. In case you didn't know, everything on the JeffNet is the property of Actual Jeff (and his collaborators).

(See below for fancy copyright warning .)

To inquire about rights and royalties, or to obtain permission to perform any of the plays, musicals, monologues or sketches mentioned hereabout, simply write to me at:

Jeff Goode
6075 Franklin #113
Los Angeles, CA 90028

or email me at:


Mrs. Ubu
I haven't committed a crime.

True. Therefore the King has signed a stay of execution sparing your life.

Mrs. Ubu

Ipso facto, by tearing it up... You can now be put to death at any time.

Below is a standard copyright notice which applies to most everything you see on the JeffNet. For more information, you may want to check out this site - 10 Big Myths about copyright explained - which has some insightful insights into the mysteries of copyright law.
CAUTION: Professionals and amateurs are hereby warned that insert name of objet d'art here is fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America, and of all countries covered by the International Copyright Union (including the Dominion of Canada and the rest of the British Commonwealth), and of all countries covered by the Pan-American Copyright Convention and the Universal Copyright Convention, and of all countries with which the United States has reciprocal copyright relations. All rights, including professional, amateur, motion picture, recitation, lecturing, public reading, interpretive dance, radio broadcasting, television, video or sound taping, all other forms of mechanical or electronic reproduction, such as information storage and retrieval systems and photocopying, and the rights of translation into a foreign language, are strictly reserved. Particular emphasis is laid upon the matter of readings, permission for which must be secured from the Author in writing.

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