December 4, 2008

(Google lists this page on Nov 25, so maybe this was a press release blurb rather than a review)

HarperProductions presents The Eight: Reindeer Monologues

Santa Claus may have been spotted kissing mommy, but that brief episode of womanizing was nothing compared to the charges of interspecies sexual misconduct Saint Nick faces in Jeff Goode's The Eight: Reindeer Monologues. An acerbic evisceration of Christmas' many beloved symbols, The Eight places Santa at the center of a media circus after allegations surface from his sleigh-hauling team that his conduct was more naughty than nice. In a series of Behind the Music-style monologues, Dasher, Dancer, Comet, Cupid, Prancer, Vixen, Donner, and Blitzen tell all in this raucous, adult mashup of holiday tradition and TMZ trashiness.

– Matt Sussman