In honor of Saint Patrick's Day...
Erin Go Brah!
We would like to present...
Three Gay Limerix!
And don't try to tell me you never had a few too many green beers and woke up in the back of a van hogtied and wearing a kilt!
So without any further ado...
Gay Limerix in History - 1986!
A grad student who'd struck out with lasses
I dunno what I'm doing wrong.
Thought he'd "experiment" with gay studies classes.
(Man dryhumps student)
The written tests were a breeze.
But the lab hours. Please!
(the MAN zips up and leaves)
I'm not gay, but I think now my ass is.
Gay Limerix in History - 1996!
A young white house assistant named Dale
Hi, I'm Dale!
(Dale gives president a blowjob)
Spent his internship... ahem... doing the "male"
He denied being gay.
No, I don't swing that way.
Yes, I smoke, but I do not inhale.
Gay Limerix in History - 2006!
A bridegroom from East Chussa-Massets
That's near Boston.
Rushes in to his priest and confesses
Father, bless me,He said.
I just gave a man head.
Did he come?He's right here. Can you bless us?
(grabs Narrator and pulls him toward him)THIS SCRIPT IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
First performed at No Shame Los Angeles on March 26, 2004 by Fred Cross, Mike Rothschild, Michael Frost.
Directed by Nick Zagone