by Jeff Goode
"Nantucket" IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED, PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR
(Enter an Old Man.)
There was an old man from Nantucket
Who'd lived his whole life in Nantucket
So he'd heard all the jokes
And the limerick pokes
About his monstrous snake-like cock
And the one time - one time, mind you!
That he'd stuck it in his ass,
Just to see if he could
And he's never heard the end of it!!
First performed at No Shame Los Angeles on May 30, 2003.