(enter Jeff, a small man with big glasses, dressed in a white lab coat, like a scientist.)
Or rather - because that would be a lie - God knew about this play, I tried to keep in touch while I was working on it, and - while I realize this play will not please some of his servants - I have tried NOT to offend Our Lord nor Our Savior.
...And I think, from the response I've gotten, that I have succeeded as much as possible, in that respect.
(emphatically:) There is nothing in this play that will offend pious people and
Christians. There is quite a bit in this play which will offend religious people and those who
call themselves Christians.
Religion is an unfortunate side effect of God's worship.
(suddenly:) HERETICS! SINNERS! YOU WILL BURN IN
HELL!
There, I've said it, so you don't have to. Now please leave quietly through the entrance doors at
the back of the theatre.
(He exits.)
(He comes back.)
(sincerely:) I hope that the world becomes a better place shortly after the final curtain
tonight. Or even, if possible, by the first intermission - because we've got a lot of work ahead of
us.
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