THE PORTRAIT OF THE VIRGIN MARY FEEDING THE DINOSAURS BY JEFF GOODE IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND MAY NOT BE PERFORMED, DOWNLOADED, OR RE-TRANSMITTED WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S CONSENT.
(the sound of a garage door opening as:)
(a screen rises to reveal two guys at a cafe, they are wearing Godzilla costumes and little green vests)
The Cafe Saurus

Phil.Mary said something to me today.
Jack.What's that?
Phil."You're not going to live forever"
Jack.Me or you?
Phil.Everyone.
Jack.Phil, Nobody lives forever.
Phil.I know.
Jack.Then why did she think everyone was gonna live forever?
Phil.She doesn't.
Jack.Then why did she say we weren't gonna live forever?
Phil.We aren't, are we?
Jack.We're not?
Phil.That's what you said.
Jack.About what?
Phil.Living forever.
Jack.What about it?
Phil.We're not gonna do it!
(pause)
Jack.(testy:) Well, who died and made you God?
Phil.(a bit offended:) Excuse me?
Jack.What?
Phil.What did I say?
Jack.When?
Phil.Just now.
Jack.Just now sitting here?
Phil.Yes!
Jack.You don't remember?
Phil.Yes, I remember!
Jack.Then why are you asking me?
Phil.I don't wanna know what I said, I wanna know what I said.
Jack.You do, or you don't?
Phil.What are we talking about?
Jack.I don't remember.
Phil.Maybe we should start over.

(sound of a garage door closing on the scene)

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