(the sound of a garage door opening as:)
(a screen rises to reveal two guys at a cafe, they are wearing Godzilla costumes and little green vests)
Phil. | Mary said something to me today. |
Jack. | What's that? |
Phil. | "You're not going to live forever" |
Jack. | Me or you? |
Phil. | Everyone. |
Jack. | Phil, Nobody lives forever. |
Phil. | I know. |
Jack. | Then why did she think everyone was gonna live forever? |
Phil. | She doesn't. |
Jack. | Then why did she say we weren't gonna live forever? |
Phil. | We aren't, are we? |
Jack. | We're not? |
Phil. | That's what you said. |
Jack. | About what? |
Phil. | Living forever. |
Jack. | What about it? |
Phil. | We're not gonna do it! |
(pause) | |
Jack. | (testy:) Well, who died and made you God? |
Phil. | (a bit offended:) Excuse me? |
Jack. | What? |
Phil. | What did I say? |
Jack. | When? |
Phil. | Just now. |
Jack. | Just now sitting here? |
Phil. | Yes! |
Jack. | You don't remember? |
Phil. | Yes, I remember! |
Jack. | Then why are you asking me? |
Phil. | I don't wanna know what I said, I wanna know what I said. |
Jack. | You do, or you don't? |
Phil. | What are we talking about? |
Jack. | I don't remember. |
Phil. | Maybe we should start over. |
(sound of a garage door closing on the scene)
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