THE PORTRAIT OF THE VIRGIN MARY FEEDING THE DINOSAURS BY JEFF
GOODE IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND MAY NOT BE PERFORMED,
DOWNLOADED, OR RE-TRANSMITTED WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S CONSENT.
Jesus hears Ave Maria
(music: Schubert's Ave Maria)
(lights slowly rise on Jesus sitting on a rock.)
(Jesus is listening to the music, he seems transported, or maybe
puzzled.)
(long pause)
(Mary enters with a load of laundry, she crosses the stage and
exits.)
(Jesus still listening to the music)
(long pause)
(offstage, the sound of a car horn, honking)
(enter Mary. Jesus still listening to the music.)
MARY
Turn off that crap and help your father with the groceries!
(blackout)
