THE PORTRAIT OF THE VIRGIN MARY FEEDING THE DINOSAURS BY JEFF GOODE IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND MAY NOT BE PERFORMED, DOWNLOADED, OR RE-TRANSMITTED WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S CONSENT.
(the stage is dark)
(slide up: The Mona Lisa1, projected onto a blank canvas.)
(Leveaux's voice can be heard from the darkness:)

LEVEAUX
The Mona Lisa, Leonardo da Vinci, circa 1505
(a dancer exits with the canvas and another dancer enters with another blank canvas onto which Botticelli's Birth of Venus2 is projected.)
The Birth of Venus, Botticelli, 1480
(and another dancer enters for a slide of The Venus de Milo3)
Venus de Milo
(another dancer for a slide of the Virgin Mary4)
The Virgin Mary, 1542
(and another slide5)
Olympia, 1874
(and another6)
Virgin Mary
(and another7)
Venus
(a trio of dancers enter for three slides all at once8)
Mary. Mary. Mary.
(a new slide9)
Mona Lisa
(new slide10)
Virgin Mary
(new slide11)
Virgin and Child
(new slide12)
Virgin and Two Children
(new slide13)
Olympia
(new slide)14
Venus
(new slide)15
and Mary.
(pause, silence)
(from the darkness, another voice:)
Mary is a cunt.
(lights up on Mephistopheles)


1 Mona Lisa

2 Birth of Venus

3 Venus de Milo

4Martini's Virgin Mary Enthroned

5 Manet's Olympia

6 Memling's Virgin and Child

7Whistler's Venus Astarte

8Parmigianino's Madonna with the Long Neck, Riemenschneider's Mourning Virgin, Munch's Madonna

9Duchamp's LHOOQ

10Murillo's Virgin of the Immaculate Conception

11somebody's Virgin and Child

12Joos van Cleve's Virgin with the Carnation

13 Cezanne's Modern Olympe

14Steer's Toilet of Venus

15Corregio's Assumption of the Virgin


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