THE PORTRAIT OF THE VIRGIN MARY FEEDING THE DINOSAURS BY JEFF
GOODE IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND MAY NOT BE PERFORMED,
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The Temptation of Tyrannosaurus Rex
(Rex onstage, looking at the slide of the Virgin
Mary)
(enter Mephistopholes out of a flaming pyre.)
(he swirls and dances about the dinosaur as he tempts
it)
MEPHISTOPHELES
She's hot, isn't she? Wouldn't you like to get you some juicy virgin cootchie? Get your hot dino
patty into some milky white Hebrew Poonjabba? You're the King! You're the King, my friend.
T.Rex, and you know what the "Rex" stands for.
(rubs Rex's nipples)
You can almost see her breasts through the traditional Hebrew garb. Just thinkin' 'bout those
nipples is making your nipples hard. Here, let me grease you down.
Take her. Take her, my friend. Who's gonna stop you? You're 20 feet tall! You weigh 16,000
pounds. You can rip off her panties in the streets of Jerusalem and there ain't no Roman Army
gonna stop you.
(Rex roars, Mephistopheles is deafened, jumps
back)
MEPHISTOPHELES
Ow!
(Rex looks at Meph, growls)
MEPHISTOPHELES
Is that a "yes"?
(blackout)
