THE PORTRAIT OF THE VIRGIN MARY FEEDING THE DINOSAURS BY JEFF GOODE IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND MAY NOT BE PERFORMED, DOWNLOADED, OR RE-TRANSMITTED WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S CONSENT.
(sound of a garage door opening, screen rises on two guys in Godzilla costumes with green vests, sitting at a cafe)
The Cafe Saurus

Phil.Yes!
Jack.No!
Phil.Yes!
Jack.No!
Phil.Yes!
Jack.No, it's not.
Phil.Yes, it is!
Jack.No, it's not!
Phil.How can you say "no" when you haven't tried it?
Jack.How do you know I haven't tried it?
Phil.I asked you first.
Jack.None of your beeswax.
(enter Jeff. Jack and Phil look at him quizzically)
Jeff.(to the reader, sheepishly:) I think I'm going to skip over this scene for now and we'll get back to it later when I figure out what these guys are talking about.
(Jeff exits)
(pause)
(Phil looks at his watch, taps it, listens to it.)
Phil.I gotta get a digital watch.
(Jack takes a pocket watch out of his vest)
Phil.What time do you got?
Jack.Late Jurassic.
Phil.Late Jurassic?? I gotta get outta here.
(Phil runs out.)
(pause)
Jack.Check, please!
(screen drops, garage door closes)

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