(sound of a garage door opening, screen rises on two guys in Godzilla costumes with green vests, sitting at a cafe)
Phil. | Yes! |
Jack. | No! |
Phil. | Yes! |
Jack. | No! |
Phil. | Yes! |
Jack. | No, it's not. |
Phil. | Yes, it is! |
Jack. | No, it's not! |
Phil. | How can you say "no" when you haven't tried it? |
Jack. | How do you know I haven't tried it? |
Phil. | I asked you first. |
Jack. | None of your beeswax. |
(enter Jeff. Jack and Phil look at him quizzically) | |
Jeff. | (to the reader, sheepishly:) I think I'm going to skip over this scene for now and we'll get back to it later when I figure out what these guys are talking about. |
(Jeff exits) | |
(pause) | |
(Phil looks at his watch, taps it, listens to it.) | |
Phil. | I gotta get a digital watch. |
(Jack takes a pocket watch out of his vest) | |
Phil. | What time do you got? |
Jack. | Late Jurassic. |
Phil. | Late Jurassic?? I gotta get outta here. |
(Phil runs out.) | |
(pause) | |
Jack. | Check, please! |
(screen drops, garage door closes) |
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