(lights crossfade up on Leveaux, holding a can of mace. He waits for Rafael's screams to fade)
(he takes out a small glass eye)This is the human eye. It has a complicated system of 450 million pain sensing neurons spread over a surface area of less than 2 square inches.
(he sprays the eye with mace, and screams grotesquely)AEYAIYAIYAYAGGAYAH!
(he takes out a gigantic eyeball.)This is the eye of a Paleocene Diplodocus. It has the same number of nerve endings spread over an area about the size of a basketball.
(he dribbles the eyeball)Yet the effect of mace is essentially the same.
(he sprays the dinosaur eye with mace. Thunderous sound of a dinosaur's bellow of pain rocks the stage)Unfortunately, their fingers were too big to operate the tiny spray can.
(puts the eyeball away.)The effects of mace usually last 15 to 20 minutes, but can persist for up to 2 hours in some subjects.
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