(Sound of thunderous footsteps approaching.)
(Lights up on Rex.)
(Rex looks down at something near his feet)
(sound of a woman screaming in terror as Rex's eyes follow the tiny invisible woman's flight offstage.)
(he sees another one.)Excuse me, sir.
(sound of a man screaming "Oh no no no" as he also runs offstage)(to someone else:) I mean you no harm.
(screams of a few more people running away.)WOULD YOU STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME!!?!!
(terrified screams of thirty or forty people running away.)Look, I realize I am a stranger here. But I'm not going to hurt you. Right now, all I want is a place to stay, an inn maybe. I've come a long, long way, and I'm very tired, and very, very hungry.
(more screams of panicked citizenry.)What did I say??
(he stumbles)I can't believe this is happening. I'm going to starve to death on the streets of a major metropolis.
(he stumbles again. and collapses to the ground with a deafening WHOOMP.)Somebody help me...
(Isolated spot up on Jesus.)
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