THE PORTRAIT OF THE VIRGIN MARY FEEDING THE DINOSAURS BY JEFF
GOODE IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND MAY NOT BE PERFORMED,
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(Slide: a Rorschach test inkblot.)
(We hear their voices in the darkness, and the slide changes as each
character speaks.)
JESUS
A doggie.
LISA
A kitten.
MEPHISTOPHELES
Man in a skirt fucking a serpent.
RAFAEL
Bowl of fruit.
JACK
I don't know.
PHIL
It's an inkblot.
LEVEAUX
Possibly a metronome, or a medieval water clock.
MARY
Looks like laundry. And that's a shoe.
REX
Part of the sky.
JEFF
The Portrait of the Virgin Mary Feeding the Dinosaurs.
(All is dark and silent, except for the breathing of the audience.)
