Princess Gray and the Black/White Knight by Jeff Goode (copyright © 1996)
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(Enter Narrator, with a big storybook.)

Narrator. Hello, I am the narrator.

My job is to introduce the story and tell you all about the White Knight.

But I've been thinking about it, and I've decided:

Who cares?

Do you really want to know about some guy in a white suit and his adventures and his love life, just because he has a title and you don't?

Do you think he cares about your story? Don't bet on it.

So I'm going to tell you a little bit about myself instead.

My name is Christy1. I am 13 years old2. I like to play the clarinet3, but I'm not sure if there's a career in that, so maybe I'll go to college someday and study architecture or computers or something like that. But in the meantime, I'll stick with the clarinet. Until something better comes along.

Thank you for your time. Enjoy the show.
1Actor's name. 2Actor's age. 3or whatever the actor does.