(lights up on Jeff.)Welcome to WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??? a new play which YOU will help write. Here's how it works. We're going to start with these two actors.
(enter Eric, and Stephanie)Each week we will write one line of the script.
Today we're going to give you the contenders for Eric's opening line of the play. Then you, the audience, will decide which one you like best. Next week, we will be back with Stephanie's responses, and so on.
Okay, any questions? Everybody understand their role in society? Good. Can we have lights again?