The Shortest Play Ever:
by Jeff Goode
copyright © 2007
Its not your baby! And Ill kill you if you tell anybody it is!
Someday, God willing, your child will grow up. And when she does, shell ask you: "Mommy whos my father?" And then what will you tell her?
Ill tell her Jesus damns to hell those who question their parents. And how did you know she would be a girl?
You were too drunk to notice at the time. And perhaps youre too drunk even now. But it was I who performed the sonogram.
No. But our daughter will be.