copyright © 2010 Jeff Goode
This really happened: Adventures in Starbucking
by Jeff Goode
copyright © 2010
which is when it happened
LIGHTS UP ON: JEFF at a CROWDED STARBUCKS. The only available seat is at the counter next to a SMART YOUNG ASIAN FELLOW with dark circles under his eyes. Asian Fellow's jacket is draped over the empty chair.
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Do you mind if sit here?
No. The world is full of deficiencies. Chairs and hunger.
(Jeff takes a moment to digest what this means.)
So at the moment, chairs and hunger are your only deficiencies?
That I can think of. If I think of anything else, I'll add it to the list.
(Jeff spots an empty table that has just opened up.)
Oh! Well, gotta go. Thanks.
I will never forget this brief time we traveled together.
(Jeff laughs loudly. Then flees.)