This gag piece was created as part of a demonstration for the excessive verbal calisthenics in the pieces that comprise Your Swash Is Unbuckled.


CAVE QUARREL

a 10-minute cavesquabble for two with fists, sticks and all the latest inventions

by Jeff Goode

copyright © 2009
YOUR SWASH IS UNBUCKLED BY JEFF GOODE IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE PERFORMED, DOWNLOADED OR RE-TRANSMITTED WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR.
(Prehistoric landscape. Two CAVEMEN meet on the field of battle.)

FIRST CAVEMAN
Me hate you!

SECOND CAVEMAN
Me hate you, too!

(They fight.)

FIRST CAVEMAN
Me hate you with this stick!

SECOND CAVEMAN
Me hate you with stick, too!

(They fight with clubs.)

FIRST CAVEMAN
Me have this new thing me invented.

SECOND CAVEMAN
It am called a rapier. Me have one, too.

FIRST CAVEMAN
Argh! Me hate you!

(They fight with rapiers.)
(They continue to battle, as the lights slowly fade…)

~ FIN ~