(Prehistoric landscape. Two CAVEMEN meet on the field of battle.)
Me hate you!
Me hate you, too!
Me hate you with this stick!
Me hate you with stick, too!
(They fight with clubs.)
Me have this new thing me invented.
It am called a rapier. Me have one, too.
Argh! Me hate you!
(They fight with rapiers.)
(They continue to battle, as the lights slowly fade )
~ FIN ~