"Meanwhile, several weeks later..." (Enter CRAZY WORM GUY.)
CRAZY WORM (Waits for the audience to respond.) Hi. (Suddenly stricken with terror...) Uh oh, someone's coming. Everybody, hide! (He makes the audience hide behind a bush. Enter MR. ANGRY PANTS.)
MR. ANGRY (CRAZY WORM bursts out of hiding.)
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY (CRAZY WORM is afraid to say anything now. Weird silence.)
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY (They start walking.)
CRAZY WORM (A CELESTIAL PHENOMENON passes through)
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY
CRAZY WORM (They hearken. There is MUSIC. It's coming from the MAN BEHIND THE PIANO.)
CRAZY WORM
MUSIC PERSON MAN
MR. ANGRY
MUSIC PERSON MAN
MR. ANGRY
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY
MUSIC PERSON MAN Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Yum-Yum Come with the Yum, gonna Run like a Bun... ny. Go with the Flow! Give an Inch, take a Mi-grrr. (After the song there is an awkward silence, as CRAZY WORM doesn't know quite how to put this...)
CRAZY WORM
MUSIC PERSON MAN (CRAZY WORM hates to say it, but...)
CRAZY WORM (Silence.)
MR. ANGRY ...The End... (Or perhaps an ANNOUNCER says...)
ANNOUNCER
CRAZY WORM (Silence.)
MR. ANGRY (BLACKOUT) |