(MR. ANGRY PANTS and GIRL THAT DANCES are holding hands while the theme song plays sexy.) Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Yum-Yum Come with the Yum, gonna Hum like a Rock... et. Oh, gonna Blow like a freakin' vampi-grrr! (When the song is over, GIRL THAT DANCES starts dancing.)
MR. ANGRY Especially not... that... wEirD gUy...!! Do you understand??! No one!! (Enter CRAZY WORM GUY.) Here he comes. Act natural. (GIRL THAT DANCES acts the same as she always does. MR. ANGRY PANTS acts uncharacteristically cheerful.) Oh, hello... you.
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY (MR. ANGRY PANTS leaves in frustration and shame.)
CRAZY WORM
GIRL THAT DANCES
CRAZY WORM (Pause while she dances.) Hey, you know what we should do? We should see if that Music Person has our theme song yet! Let's go! (They walk. CRAZY WORM GUY walks, anyway. GIRL THAT DANCES kind of dances her way there.) Here we are! The Place Where Music Is... (MR. MUSIC PERSON MAN is there already.)
MUSIC PERSON MAN
CRAZY WORM
MUSIC PERSON MAN
CRAZY WORM (MR. MUSIC PERSON MAN is surprised to hear this.)
MUSIC PERSON MAN
CRAZY WORM
MUSIC PERSON MAN
CRAZY WORM
MUSIC PERSON MAN
CRAZY WORM
MUSIC PERSON MAN (MUSIC PERSON plays some music to change the subject.) (uncomfortable Musical pause.) (CRAZY WORM GUY goes back to the GIRL THAT DANCES.)
CRAZY WORM (GIRL THAT DANCES dances.)
CRAZY WORM ...The End... (Or perhaps an ANNOUNCER says...)
ANNOUNCER
CRAZY WORM
MR. ANGRY
GIRL THAT DANCES (BLACKOUT) |