"Meanwhile, on the other side of the Universe..." (MR. ANGRY PANTS mopes on a faraway planet.) (Enter FARAWAY PLANETEER.) FARAWAY PLANETEER Greetings, I am Faraway Planeteer! Don't get up. (MR. ANGRY PANTS wasn't going to get up.) I travel the universe, looking for strange new planets - such as this one - to discover and explore and report back to my "home world" all the wonders I have found... (FARAWAY PLANETEER notices MR. ANGRY PANTS for the first time.) And wonder of wonders! What have me here? It seems that somebody else has already discovered this undiscovered heavenly body way ahead of me. Greetings, friend! (MR. ANGRY PANTS pretends to ignore FARAWAY PLANETEER, even though they are the only two people on the whole planet.) Is something wrong, friend? You act like a fellow who danced with his best friend's girl and now feels so riddled with guilt that he's exiled himself on this obscure and remote planetoid in a distant part of the galaxy so no one will ever know the cause of his shame.
MR. ANGRY
FARAWAY PLANETEER
MR. ANGRY
FARAWAY PLANETEER (A CELESTIAL PHENOMENON passes through.)
FARAWAY PLANETEER
MR. ANGRY
FARAWAY PLANETEER (MR. ANGRY PANTS has a last-second pang of conscience.)
MR. ANGRY
FARAWAY PLANETEER
MR. ANGRY ...The End...
ANNOUNCER
FARAWAY PLANETEER (Beat.)
MR. ANGRY (BLACKOUT) |