"Meanwhile... In or during the intervening time. Meanwhile." (Enter CRAZY WORM GUY.)
CRAZY WORM I am filled with such remorse over how badly he must have suffered. While I was killing him. That now I am suffering! From remorse!! My only recourse is to have my remorse removed at a place that does that sort of thing. Like a hospital or a church. (He tries to think of a place.) Oh, I know! A church! We could go to the First Church of Holy Godliness! Come on. (He walks) Hey, you know what? We should sing while we go there. So God knows we're coming. (He walks and sings) La la lala lalala! ...Here we are! (He arrives at the place. FATHER-SISTER OMARY O'FUDGE is waiting for him.)
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CRAZY WORM (She blushes.)
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CRAZY WORM (Pause, while they both decide not to go there.)
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FATHER SISTER (She shows him the ring, which is imaginary.)
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FATHER SISTER (Silence.)
CRAZY WORM ...The End...
ANNOUNCER
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