OTHER GIRL
Bless me Father-Sister for I have sinned.

           FATHER SISTER
Not again.

           OTHER GIRL
It's been... (looks at her watch) Seven minutes since my last confession.

           FATHER SISTER
What is it now?

           OTHER GIRL
Well, I was on my way home to do all those rosaries you asked me about....

           FATHER SISTER
Get on with it.

           OTHER GIRL
And I remembered that I may have committed one other sin that I forgot to tell you about before.

           FATHER SISTER
This better be good.

           OTHER GIRL
Well, it's possible I may have seen Girl That Dances dancing with Mr. Angry Pants.
And I may have mentioned it to Mr. Music Person Man.
And he may have mentioned it to Crazy Worm Guy.
Who may have mentioned it to Mr. Angry Pants.
While killing him.

           FATHER SISTER
Good Lord! Why would he do that?!

           OTHER GIRL
Well, because Crazy Worm Guy was madly in love with Girl That Dances. And it may have made him mad. And quite conceivably could have caused him to go crazy. Killing Mr. Angry Pants in a jealous rage.

           FATHER SISTER
I see. But that's not a sin.

           OTHER GIRL
Killing someone in cold blood isn't a sin??

           FATHER SISTER
No, that's a sin. Telling Mr. Music Person Man you saw some people dancing. That's not a sin.

           OTHER GIRL
Whew! What a relief.

           FATHER SISTER
That'll be 70,000 Hail Mary's and 10,000 Our Fathers.

           OTHER GIRL
What for?? You said it wasn't a sin.

           FATHER SISTER
Yeah, I know, but I hate you. ...My child. Now go away and don't come back until you've prayed the "holy" clean off those beads.

...The End...

           ANNOUNCER
Tune in next time, when the Father-Sister O’Mary O’Fudge says...

           FATHER SISTER
In nomine patri, et madri, et familia canni. Amen.

           OTHER GIRL
Oh, and one more thing...

           FATHER SISTER
Amen!!

           (BLACKOUT)