Ha ha! READ 'EM AND WEEP!
May 1st, 2003! V-I Day.

Now all you fuckin' jerkoffs in Hollywood are going to have to eat crow!
Because we went to Iraq and kicked their ass!

So everyone who thought going to Iraq was a bad idea... Turns out you were wrong!
Because we kicked their ass!

And everyone who thought we should get the support of the world...
Everyone who was saying if we don't work through the U.N., the U.N. will become irrelevant.... Guess what? Now it IS irrelevant, so you were wrong about that, too!

Everyone who said we wouldn't find any weapons of mass destruction…
Who said if we had proof that there were WMDs that we should just show it…
Well, we didn’t need any evidence, because we kicked their ass.

And that goes double for all the Iraqis who said there weren’t any weapons of mass destruction in the first place. Because we kicked your asses! So now who’s got WMDs, punk?

And everyone who said that if we don't respect treaties and international law,
Then countries like North Korea and Iran won't have to respect THEIR treaties.

Everyone who was saying that in a Democracy,
Only Congress has the power to declare war.

Well, let me ask you this: Did we lose the war?
No! We kicked ass!

And all the unpatriotic sons of bitches who compared Bush to Hitler, because he wanted to invade another country…
Well, we kicked their ass so you're wrong about that, too.

And all the people who said this would lead to instability in the region.
I don't see instability. I see freedom and liberty and looting and smashing symbols of government and authority.

So to all those unpatriotic peace mongers: Fuck you.
If you want World Peace so bad, go run for Miss America.
But don’t do it in this country!

Because this totally vindicates everything Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and president-for-life George W. Bush have been trying to do for the last 6 months.

And you know what? I bet you a million dollars not a single one of those un-American peace lovers will have the balls to stand up and use their freedom of speech to just admit they were wrong.

Because we did it. We kicked their ass.

And nothing you can say is ever gonna change that.