EXT. CAMPBELL RESIDENCE - DAY Andy and Barney knock at the front door of Otis Campbell's house. MRS. CAMPBELL comes to the door. She has thick 'Tammy Faye' make up and beestung lips. ANDY Mrs. Campbell? MRS. CAMPBELL Otis ain't here. ANDY I know that, ma'am. Do you mind if we come in? MRS. CAMPBELL Suit yourself. Andy and Barney follow her into the -- INT. CAMPBELL LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS The interior is luxurious, in a squalid sort of way, with lots of expensive bric-a-brac imported from as far away as Mount Pilot. ANDY Mrs. Campbell, I don't know any way to tell you this, except to come right out and say it. MRS. CAMPBELL Is Otis in some kind of trouble? ANDY Not exactly. You see... Well, Otis passed away this morning. MRS. CAMPBELL (grimaces) Not again. ANDY Beg your pardon? BARNEY He's turned up dead before? MRS. CAMPBELL No, but it's always something with that man. He's either drunk and disorderly, or drinking and driving, or just plain stinking drunk. So dead drunk don't come as no surprise. He was drunk, wasn't he? ANDY We believe so. MRS. CAMPBELL Well, there you go. I better get on out to the creek and rinse off my black dress. CUT TO