"Stuck On U"


Adam has this conquest for his fraternity, which includes having sex with girls from A to Z. Right now, he is on Y, and Yolanda friends, Ursula and Zoe, convinces to have sex with him. The only thing is that he is stuck on Ursula. He decides he wants to take it steady, and tells Ursula about it. She is willing to have a secret relationship, as long as he finishes the whole alphabet.

The three girls, Ursula, Yolanda, and Zoe talk about Adam's conquest. That's when Adam shows up to take a shower, and Ursula presuades Yolanda to go in the shower with him. She does, and Adam reveals that he doesn't want to have sex. Yolanda says the same, and they decide to fake their whole sexual experience for Ursula and Zoe. Zoe gets upset, leaves, and Ursula follows her. Zoe reveals that she is in love with Adam ever since freshmen year. She looks at the bright side, since he already did letter y, he will now have to move on to z. Yolanda and Adam decides to end their performance, and Adam blurts out, "Oh... Ursula!" Yolanda finds out that he and Ursula have been secretly been seeing each other. She peeks her head outside if anyone heard him, but their is no one in site.

Adam and Ursula are interrupted by Yolanda when she needs to talk to her. Adam hides in the closet, while she lets Yolanda in. Yolanda tells Ursula that she knows about everything, and tells her how would her boyfriend feel. Adam bursts out of the closet in Ursula's clothes, confronting about her boyfriend. Three of them are interrupted by Zoe's knocks on Ursula's door. Adam heads back in the closet, while Yolanda hides under the bed. Zoe tells Ursula that Adam sent her a hand written note/poem asking her on a date tomorrow night. Zoe then leaves, and the two emerge out of their hiding place. Adam tells both of them that told the frat that he wanted to quit this whole alphabet thing, and that he didn't write the note to Zoe. They are again interrupted by Eric, one of Adam's frat brothers, wanting to talk to Ursula. They hide again, and He tells Ursula about the whole Zoe plot so that they could finish off the alphabet. The two then come out of their hiding place, where they all start to argue. They are interrupted by Zoe, So they return to the hiding places, Adam in the closet, Yolanda under the bed, and Eric goes in back of the curtain (at this point it's a great scene). Zoe babbles about Adam again, and leaves. They do not close the door this time, and everyone comes out of their hiding places, arguing about Zoe. That's when Zoe over hears them, and is upset at everyone about lying.

Eric, Ursula, and Yolanda plots against Zoe, and Adam so they could be together. Zoe decides to go on a road trip, and packs all of these clothes but Ursula "accidentally" spilled grape juice in it. Meanwhile, Eric tells Adam that the frat isn't mad, they will forget about everything, if he washes the frats clothes. They head over to the laundry room, where Zoe, Ursula, and Yolanda are. Ursula, Yolanda, and Eric, pushes them two, and locks them inside. Zoe and Adam start to talk, and she reveals that the clothes that was wrecked, was actually a sports clothing project she was working on. Adam notices that it is the right size for him, and she then tells him she modeled it after him. He tries on this biker shorts, and they start to fall for each other. Ursula outside, yells, "check the last washer." They check it were flowers, a radio, two glasses, and wine are found. They start to get the mood up, and Adam asks about the letters that all the girls wore. She tells him that she made them in part of his conquest, and reveals that Ursula and Yolanda made her "z" letter for tonight, part of his conquest. They start to kiss, and they fall of the floor, shirts off, more wet kisses. Adam reveals that he really likes her, and maybe they could take it slow. Zoe reminds him that she had a crush on him ever since Freshmen year, so that's a long time. They proceed to have sex, while the three outside, cheers seeing that their plan worked.

Marc Trottier - Adam
Erika Rosenbaum - Ursula

Jonathan Goldapple - Eric
Liza St-John - Yolanda
Patricia Zentilli - Zoe


Originally aired August 19-22, 2002

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