A Guide to Our National Parks for People Who Hate Nature
Joshua Tree
(California)
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Dude, they totally put little Cholla Cactuses in cages
like crazy animals
if they get too close to the road.
Sure, the Joshua Tree is weirder lookin' than the cholla,
but stick your hand in one and let me know which plant you spend the next
two weeks telling your friends about!
(Note: The National Park Service does not
recommend that you stick your hand in a Cholla.
Nor does Jeff, who will laugh his butt off when you try to sue him
for being so dumb.)
